Oliver goes to the big city
Out of the car, oh yeah, out of the car, out of the car. Gotta pee, gotta… Oooooof. Oh, yeah.
So, what are we gonna… Ho, hey, ho, huh, hey… Holy crud! What the… Whassat? What? Did you see that? Whassat? Where’d it… Did you… Quit yankin. What? Over here, I’m just gonna… Cut it out! Look it’s a…
Hi there! Look, somebody my size on four wheels… Over here. I’m just gonna go sniff his… hey, quit yankin’ I just want to lick his… Hey! What the… I, but… There’s another one! I’m just gonna… Quit… What? Oh, alright, I’ll sit. Crud.
Here, I’m sit… Holy milk bones, what’s that? Quit yankin! Hang on, I missed a turd back there… I swear it smelled like bouillabaisse, that one, that one over there… quit… I’ll prove it, I… Oh, crap, alright… I’m coming.
Y’know, I really think you guys should light… uh, hang on. What the… Where are you taking me? What the hell is that thing? Lady? It’s moving, lady. Can’t you see it’s moving? And going down. Lady? Holy crud. Oh no. No way I’m going on that thing! No, no, no… brake, brake, brake! Emergency brakes, don’t fail me now! Oh, no, please lady don’t… Aaaarrh!
Oh, huh. Ha, ha. Ya da da da, hmmhmmhmm. Sorry, I got a little carried away back there. Hi, hey, ho! Hi mister! Hi kid! Hi, my name’s Oliver. I’m from out of town, can I sniff your…
Oh, oh. Lady? Uh, hang on… Hey lady? Hey! No way I’m getting off this thing! Oh, no, no, no please don’t… quit yankin! Aaaaarrrh! I… Oh. Never mind.
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