The voices on the web
The memes on the web go round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The memes on the web go round and round,
all through the day.
The money on the web goes to porn, porn, porn,
B2B
not so much.
The money on the web goes to porn, porn, porn,
all through the Visa.
The dickwits on the web go cling, cling, cling,
tin foil hats;
kill them all.
The dickwits on the web go cling, cling, cling,
all through the strife.
The Lefties on the web go yikes, yikes, yikes,
what the fuck;
guilt, guilt, guilt.
The Lefties on the web go yikes, yikes, yikes,
all through the strife.
The browsers on the web say upgrade me,
flash, pop, crash,
404.
The browsers on the web say upgrade me,
Every other day.
The comments on the web say you’re a troll,
no I’m not,
yes you are.
The comments on the web say you’re a troll,
pseuding under a bridge.
The spam on the web says loser, loser, loser,
you got no money,
you’re getting no sex.
The spam on the web says loser, loser, loser;
click sucker, prove me right.
Some voices on the web hum, sing, hum,
reek eloquence
and use spell check.
Some voices on the web hum, sing, hum,
making it all worthwhile.
· · • · ·
Verses, please.
- The above was both terribly charming and terribly amusing. Thank you, ever so.
— V. May 27, 2:53pm # - The blogs on the go me, me, me,
My witty remarks,
and my views on tee vee.
The blogs on the go me, me, me,
the sucking you hear is their vacuum.
— Beerzie Boy May 27, 3:08pm # - Let’s try that again:
The blogs on the web go me, me, me,
My witty remarks,
and my views on tee vee.
The blogs on the web go me, me, me,
the sucking you hear is their vacuum.
Sorry.
— Beerzie Boy May 27, 3:08pm # - The teenies on the web use grown up words,
grown up words,
grown up words,
The teenies on the web use grown up words,
Until mom comes home.
— Simon May 27, 7:25pm # - The hawks on the net go bomb, bomb, bomb
bomb, bomb, bomb
bomb, bomb, bomb.
The hawks on the net ask what is next?
Let’s bomb Ira’an
— Jeff Jarvis May 27, 11:58pm # - The student on the web goes
I can cheat
Suck the teet
Don’t know sheet.
The student on the web goes
Life is sweet
Everything’s free!
— mojulien May 28, 1:45am # - the people of the world go
think for me
as i watch TV
in my apathy
the people of the world go
think for me
as i watch TV.
— lady quicksilver May 28, 5:38pm #
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