I smell an EmmyWritten and produced by a White House insider with the close co-operation of Mr. Bush and his top officials, the movie The Big Dance represents an unusually close merger of Washington’s ambitions with the Hollywood entertainment machinery. A copy of the script obtained by The Globe and Mail reveals a prime-time drama starring a nearly infallible, heroic president with little or no dissension in his ranks and a penchant for delivering articulate, stirring, off-the-cuff addresses to colleagues. Well, we like the use of the word “unusually” in any case, and we especially like trying to imagine our hero saying, ‘I won’t be seeking a declaration of war. With a shadowy enemy, specificity makes that problematic.’ Shadowy, indeed. But, hush, I’m sure it will be an honest portrayal of a compassionate leader, a fine human being and a close, personal friend of mine. Mr. Chetwynd said that he did not write such scenes principally to bolster the image of Mr. Bush, but that the image was a concern. I’d like to see Philip Seymour Hoffman as Karl Rove, maybe Mickey Rourke as Richard Perle, Christopher Walken as Rummy… and Sean Penn in his role from I am Sam, as the Beaver.
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